- Yes, my job is THAT ridiculous. I don't even know what to say about it except that I feel like I'm on the fucking plantation.
- No, I haven't slept with or seen TG. But there's been lots of drama between us in the interim. Details to follow.
- Of course, I've had a huge life epiphany. Because I'm me and I see meaning in everything. I swear I could have a religious experience going to the fucking grocery store, but that's why you love me! =)
- I barely have time to drink now, which makes me unbearable to be around. Alcohol consumption will begin again starting this weekend.
- I have discovered a love of 40+ year old engineers. Seriously, I want to screw every man that walks by me at my job. I have a million new crushes and they are all age inappropriate. New goal: trying out the older man thing.
Okay, I'm spent. Time to watch Glee!