Wednesday, May 9, 2012

30 Before 30!

I am a crazy, OCD list-maker and College BFF reminded me that I don't have a 30 Before 30 list! What have I been doing?! So, since I'm bored and don't feel like reviewing these menus for my event, I'm going to blog about this instead! Here are the top 30 things I want to do before I turn 30.

  1. Fall in love (yes, I know I'm a fucking sap, but I've never been in love, so that might be nice).
  2. Start my own business.
  3. Buy myself a sapphire ring (my future husband can buy me the canary yellow diamond haha).
  4. Spend a month in a foreign country.
  5. Pay for my parents to go somewhere.
  6. Curse someone out who deserves it.
  7. Write a book.
  8. Become internet famous (this will probably not happen, but damnit, I'm going to try!)
  9. Figure out how to deal with my hair in a way that makes me happy.
  10. Teach a sex ed class.
  11. Have a threesome (German-style, please. That would be MMF).
  12. Own a house or condo.
  13. Be fluent in Russian.
  14. Become the Tristan Taormino of oral sex (Googling her is def NSFW. She's basically the expert on all things anal sex).
  15. Have an article published online or in print.
  16. Make a book of all my blog posts through the years.
  17. Go to Hawaii.
  18. Learn the Thriller dance.
  19. Perform the Thriller dance.
  20. Plan a party on Alcatraz island.
  21. Get rid of my credit card debt.
  22. Pay off my student loans.
  23. Have a g-spot orgasm (I should probably create a whole separate sexual list).
  24. Run a marathon.
  25. Learn how to sail.
  26. Public nudity. This is one of my biggest fears - I want to conquer it and I live in San Francisco. This should be easy.
  27. Get glamour shots taken.
  28. Go to a kink party.
  29. Take a solo trip to another country.
  30. Get comfortable with my body, in whatever form that may take.

3 comments:

Lorraine said...

I love that I can look at this list and feel like I see so much of you in it. I'm not sure if I'm making sense, but yeah. :)

I've always wanted to do one of these, and even though I love love lists, I have a hard time putting down what I want to do.

Half the time I don't even know what I want to do! This is a great list though. Much success to you.

Lor

Miss Dre said...

You have a very interesting list! I've been creating a 30 by 30 list of my own and after my upcoming birthday I'll only have three more years left to do it all! I would like to have an article published online/in a mag as well. Perhaps I can learn some new strip tease moves and perform them by then too, lol.

Thanks for sharing your list with us!

Cleopatra Jones said...

@Lorraine - it was actually kind of hard to write the list, but hopefully i can cross off a few items!

@Miss Dre - thanks for reading! i'll also only have 3 more years after my birthday. we better get going!