That was what Vest said to me after I told him I was back on the OKCupid wagon. Penis is king! Okay, as a feminist, there are so many things wrong with that statement and I know it's vulgar, but you all know how much I love dick. I just can't seem to give up the pursuit of it. I'm not going to say I'm back 100% just yet, because I know these things always fall through, but I got a message from a guy last night and even though his profile is kind of meh, he's pretty attractive so I'm going to try and see where we go from here.
Basically, not only am I a liar, I'm a shallow one. I know I said I was going to stay away from online dating and men for a bit, but it's hard when you're tempted. I felt like I couldn't just ignore him... that would be rude. Oh well... so far our convo is pretty benign - talking about baseball and where we're from. I appreciate the fact that he's being nice about it and not trying to screw me immediately. Although, he could totally screw me immediately.
This will probably all flame out - online boys are notoriously flaky, but I might as well give it a go!